funny kid quotes

#1 Aiden "pick a hand momma"
Me, pointing to Aiden's hand, "that one"
Aiden, pulling out the small box (jewelery), "see I didn't switch hands" very proud of himself.
Me, "good"
Aiden "open it"
Me, slowly opening the box, noticing nothing but the square fuzzy stuff that is there to protect the earrings, "nice" then I set it down.
Aiden, "it is real fur" very proud!

#2 Aiden - "I love you to Kolob and Back!"

#3 Jack Jack - "hey stupid"

#4 Jacob - "daddy, are people on the other side of the Earth upside down?"
Daddy- "????"
Jacob - "Daddy, when old people die and go to Heaven, are they still old?"
Daddy- "??????? They are perfect."

#5 Jacob in his Prayer "please bless that Daddy won't poke his finger again."

#6 Aiden in his Prayer with Daddy and Mamos and Poppa with us, "bless Daddy that he will fly home safely and mamos and papa that they will walk home safely."

#7 Aiden (crying)- "Momma, I had a bad dream, I dreamt that Taylor and I were in a fire and we got burned." "Taylor and I were burned bad." "Can I have a sleep over at Taylors?"
Me - "no"