Info"mercials"

February 18, was a lonely day for Brian W. Rowser. Alone in a hotel for a week Brian found himself with nothing to do but surf the web and watch daytime and nighttime TV shows. Some of the classic televisions shows, which for the sake of the family name will remain anonymous, where big eye openers for Brian. Reality TV can suck you in and hold your attention with its stupid people and their lives. ENOUGH SAID.

As far as the nighttime television shows well there is only one way to explain that and that is "Jacob comes by his love of the amazing things that info"mercials" have to offer HONESTLY!" His father is a sucker for a good infomercial. Brian has, in the past, bought a "learn to speed read" online and P90X body fitness system and a few other things that have slipped my mind.

Well when he came home from this trip he told me about the crazy reality TV that he had seen and then a few days later (last Saturday) when the huge box arrived, I heard "oh guess what I bought off of one of those infomercials."

MONSTER 1200...

That is right, "clean and sanitize your entire home with STEAM."
*If you are one of the first 300 callers you also will receive a 10 piece accessory kit.
*Wait, call now and we will give you a life time of our "exclusive" clean blast solution.

BUT WAIT...
*That is not all, for an additional $19.95 we will also send you our Monster 1200 Floor cleaning kit.
That is right, call now and you will receive this limited time offer for 2 that is right 2 instead of 3 easy payments of $33.33 + s & h...

Receive the Monster 1200 steam and sanitizer
*the 10 piece accessory kit
*free sanitizing solution for life
*floor cleaning system for only an additional $19.95
All this for only 2, that is right 2 EASY payments of $66.66.

SO Brian is excited saturday night and whips it out fills it up and starts cleaning around "portions" of the kitchen sink, the stove, the hard water stained water dispenser in the fridge, the grout in our kitchen, the dishwasher, the cabinets... any small spot he can see that needs a good blasting.

Quickly we figure out one of the major problems with the monster 1200 steam system. It has a small water container, so on large projects you would have to refill it many times. Which is fine except the machine heats up to make the water into "sanitizing steam" so you also have to wait until it cools completely, 30 min, before you refill the container or it might crack.


I am excited to see what it does around the base of the boys toilet!
Well like I said Brian opened this all up late Saturday night, after we got home from dinner at Ruckenbachers. Boxes and parts (lots of accessories) were strown all over the kitchen. I made the comment to Brian "don't get it out it is just going to make a mess right before you leave in the morning, and I know you won't put it away."

He said, "you know me well." Sunday after church I picked up the "accessories, the monster 1200, and the cleaning solution from all around the kitchen and put it away." I do love my husband I really do! At least he is honest and straight to the point about his messy ways.