I thought when I saw that "well at least half of the hand sanitizer is still there." They didn't go cheep with the name brands for their potion either. Do you see my two Mary Kay foundations in the sink. One a tinted moisturizer and the other a foundation. They used the mascara to mix the potion, the white side was for something and then they used the black side for something else. I caught them as Aiden was running into my bathroom to get something else. Hence the disappearing act. As I walked up behind Jacob and told him to go to his bed, very calmly I might add. OF ALL THINGS HE SAID, .........................................................WHAT! As if he had no idea why he was going to his room. He has apologized over and over but I told him it was not just this moment it was this entire day! THE ENTIRE DAY OF LITTLE BOYS MISBEHAVING, TEASING, HITTING, CRYING, WHINING, but mostly sucking the goodness out of me! They have a gift for magic. I am in heaven right now because they feel so badly about this one that they are actually staying in their assigned time out spots.
Oh by the way, Jack Jack was asleep the entire time so he is not in trouble just the older ring leaders!Disappearing Potion,
1 full bottle of calamine lotion
1 full bottle of benedryl anti-itch gel
1 full tube of Mary Kay 301 base
1/2 tube Mary Kay tint
1 full bottle of hand sanitizer (50% extra) container
Stir with lengthening mascara wand until creamy!
Thank goodness they didn't try to drink it.
6 comments:
Sorry!! But I am sitting here giggling! Only cause I know how it feels!
Oh, the patience required for motherhood.....
holy kids in trouble!!
Sorry they are sucking the goodness out of you, that is so funny by the way!
it is a good thing they didn't wake Jack up to try it out on him! I think Jack might have tried it!
Oh you scare me! I read things like this and in the back of my mind a little voice says, "I wonder how long it will be before it's you cleaning up expensive messy potion."
Lady you are nice! I would have been so pissed! Aren't kids cute though????
Love it! My girls keep me on my toes so much...good lord what would I do if I had boys?!
Ugh the thought scares me!!!!!
God made children cute so their parents would not terminate them.
What a great day. Well for me to read about. I'm sure I would have yelled and screamed at my kids. Have you tried the potion on anything. Maybe it will kill something or make something else grow really well. I hope you try it.
Kiss and hug those boys today. They are more precious than ever. Someday they will be gone and you will miss themand their potions. Turst me on the missing them part.
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