Saturday, October 11, 2008

Disappearing act!

I have found that I have a couple Wizards in my house. They like to make potions. Just when I think my children have reached the max point of not listening they take it to a 'ho nuva level' by making a so called potion. Do you see the half full LARGE hand sanitizer. WELL it is half full of WATER not had sanitizer.

I thought when I saw that "well at least half of the hand sanitizer is still there." They didn't go cheep with the name brands for their potion either. Do you see my two Mary Kay foundations in the sink. One a tinted moisturizer and the other a foundation. They used the mascara to mix the potion, the white side was for something and then they used the black side for something else. I caught them as Aiden was running into my bathroom to get something else. Hence the disappearing act. As I walked up behind Jacob and told him to go to his bed, very calmly I might add. OF ALL THINGS HE SAID, .........................................................WHAT! As if he had no idea why he was going to his room. He has apologized over and over but I told him it was not just this moment it was this entire day! THE ENTIRE DAY OF LITTLE BOYS MISBEHAVING, TEASING, HITTING, CRYING, WHINING, but mostly sucking the goodness out of me! They have a gift for magic. I am in heaven right now because they feel so badly about this one that they are actually staying in their assigned time out spots.
Oh by the way, Jack Jack was asleep the entire time so he is not in trouble just the older ring leaders!
Disappearing Potion,
1 full bottle of calamine lotion
1 full bottle of benedryl anti-itch gel
1 full tube of Mary Kay 301 base
1/2 tube Mary Kay tint
1 full bottle of hand sanitizer (50% extra) container

Stir with lengthening mascara wand until creamy!

Thank goodness they didn't try to drink it.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sorry!! But I am sitting here giggling! Only cause I know how it feels!
Oh, the patience required for motherhood.....

Anonymous said...

holy kids in trouble!!
Sorry they are sucking the goodness out of you, that is so funny by the way!
it is a good thing they didn't wake Jack up to try it out on him! I think Jack might have tried it!

Jenn said...

Oh you scare me! I read things like this and in the back of my mind a little voice says, "I wonder how long it will be before it's you cleaning up expensive messy potion."

*Crusan said...

Lady you are nice! I would have been so pissed! Aren't kids cute though????
Love it! My girls keep me on my toes so much...good lord what would I do if I had boys?!
Ugh the thought scares me!!!!!

Larry said...

God made children cute so their parents would not terminate them.

Jeanette said...

What a great day. Well for me to read about. I'm sure I would have yelled and screamed at my kids. Have you tried the potion on anything. Maybe it will kill something or make something else grow really well. I hope you try it.
Kiss and hug those boys today. They are more precious than ever. Someday they will be gone and you will miss themand their potions. Turst me on the missing them part.