Yes this is a Weeman. It is like a portable urinal for "wee" little laddies, other wise known as boys. Do you see the mess on the floor behind the toilet... I don't think it works?
With my sweet three, count them three boys, the problem is not lowering the target. They seem to have a higher aim than most. Most, yes I say most, urine seems to be hitting the toilet lid, or going straight for the back rim then running down the back of the toilet onto the floor. Mind you most of the time, due to the fact that my boys are into the "copy" thing, I have three going potty at the same time. Why is it that "wee" men don't think that aiming is important, I am talking puddles here, not drips.
Then there is Jack who prefers to pee in anything outside the bathroom. He has perfect aim mind you. I walked into the front room, yes front room today and found him with his buzz light year undies pulled down and he had filled the back of his toy truck bed. Filled it, he finished off and then threw up his arms so excited, as if he had just done the impossible. After a bit in time out, he insisted that pee goes in the potty in the bathroom. Yeah right!
HELP!
My boys are so sweet, Aiden said "sometimes it goes up (for a bit) then it comes back down and hits the water. I asked him as sweetly as I could "please make sure it goes down and hits the water and stays down." He said he would try. He did feel really bad, I hope that it works, we will see tomorrow! In fact I hear him right now going potty upstairs, it is 12:19 AM and I have terrible heartburn and don't feel good so I am up. I will go check and update how the progress goes.
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I don't think I'll be getting a weeman if my floor will look like that. Eeeewwwwwwwwww!
I wish they just came with the knowledge of using the toilet and keeping it in there. Is that too much to ask?
Jenny, I am laughing sooooo hard at this post. You must have little boys who go wee-wee to appreciate it. William, he has a new thing where he likes to urinate FREE HAND! That's right, no hands. When I catch him it usually scares him and makes it worse. It goes everywhere. I find urine high on my walls and I am still wondering how it got there.
my Mother in law only had boys and her solution was Cheerios. every time the boys had to go she would put a cheerio in the toilet and the boys had to try to sink it. After a few times she just left a cup of cheerios on the back of the toilet and then at the end of the day if their wasn't any pee on the floor or wall then the boys got a sticker 5 stickers got you a prize, treat, whatever. It worked. I didn't have to use it for Weston cause I was mean and wouldn't let him stand to pee until his was 5. Yet it seems to be working with Ray, he hardly ever misses anymore.
My boys love the free hand and the "I don't want to pull down my pants all the way." Just enough to let it hang out on top of the waist band, Hence why I believe it goes into the air.
This I blame Brian for, he showed them how to pee threw the zipper!!! What was he thinking. JENN I agree knowledge of using the toilet and keeping it in there and then not being so lazy that they can't pull down the pants 4 more inches.
OH MY GOODNESS!!
I am loving my extremely dramatic girls at this very moment. Love them love them love them.
Thanks for not posting any personal pictures with this post.
Mammos
So funny! So true. I only have one boy, but I have never had to clean the toilet so much in my life. That little section behind the seat is the worst! I've heard of the cheerios thing before, but never tried it.
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