"Weeman" Update

Caught a "weeman" in action last night!
I saw a very tired little boy walk into my room and I told him to go pee. He walked into his room while pulling down his pants and I quickly grabbed him and led him into the bathroom. I turned on the light for him and watched in amazement. He lifted the lid and the seat then held it at a 45 degree angle while rubbing his tummy with his other hand.
As Amanda pointed out this is the "no hands" method. I was please to see his pants all the way down, he does love his mama. Anyway back to what I saw unfold... To best describe the events that happened I would like you all to think of a spray bottle. The nozzle on the spray bottle turns and you get anywhere from a fine mist to a strong stream. With the nozzle turned about in the middle you get a wide spray, this is what happens when little boys start to pee. If you are doing the "no hands" method this continues, I believe there has to be a "disturbance in the force" (Star Wars, you got to love boys) to get the spray to become a stream (Brian says it's all about pressure). This was not the only problem I noticed, the urine was going straight to the back of the toilet. He had the "spray" going right between the seat and hitting the back of the tank and running down the side onto the floor. HOW?? HOW?
I hurried and pointed him down, gave him a little shake by his belly and the spray/mist went into a stream. After a long time of the "stream" I sent him back to bed and cleaned the toilet off as best I could.
Brian told me it could have been worse, he could have had the "infamous" split stream.

Side note: There is something special about talking pee talk with your husband... special and so so funny, I love all my boys! I have learned so much. Men are disgusting!