Brian schedule has been crazy. I (and the rest of the family) never schedule things around Brian because his schedule changes so much. He has been flying a lot lately and was so tired, I felt so bad so he got to go to bed early the last few nights. (going to bed for Brian is going and watching TV to fall asleep)
Brian just got home last night and he informed me that he would need to be in Provo most of the day today. He said he was randomly selected to do drug testing.
Me: "don't they know you don't do drugs..."
Can't you just tell them that you have never done drugs, won't they believe you. (Me saying this very sarcastically.)
Brian: "yeah, I thought to say, drug testing doesn't fit into my schedule this month, maybe next month."
HEE HEE
So Brians day off was spent in Provo getting the Armada's exhaust fixed and going to have a drug test. It really didn't even feel like he was home because by the time he got home he had to pack and go to bed so he could leave again Christmas Eve.
POOR BRIAN. Poor Jenny.
THE DRUG TEST!
Brian went to the desk of the Work Med clinic. The front desk secretary asked Brian (mistakenly) if she could help him.
"I need to pee!" He said
Secretary: "In a bottle?"
Brian: "I don't care, I could make you a yellow snow ball if you would like."
Brian then was asked to empty all his pockets and step into a stall, He came out and handed the lady the sample and said "Merry Christmas."
I am sure the workers at Work Med were thinking "this guys just has to be on drugs!"
3 comments:
That sounds like something Rob would say! Hope he was home for Christmas!
I feel for you. I don't know how you can live with him gone so much and with a crazy schedule. It would be hard on me. Way to be strong!
why am I not surprised?
Brian probably made everyone's day and they are still talking about him and laughing at work this morning
Good Job Brian for making everyone's day a little more interesting and livening things up a bit!
Rachel
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